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- Ceramic heat lamps do not glow but they are bloody hot, and that burn’s a bastard.
- Home-made apple pie is both breakfast of the gods, and the natural enemy of healthy eating.
- Compared to home-made apple pie, home-made golden syrup steamed pudding is healthy eating’s Attila the Hun.
- Getting up three times a night for children’s nightmares/head colds/fear of opening a closed toilet door blows just as much as it ever did, and may lead to impaired judgement on the wisdom of making desserts when one is trying to eat healthily.